Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Sorry about my life...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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