I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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