you have to choose: penises or morals?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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