YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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