youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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