How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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