So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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