let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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