Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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