Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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