Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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