I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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