Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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