ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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