I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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