Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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