you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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