Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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