do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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