well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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