Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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