he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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