Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
