My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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