I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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