So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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