Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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