You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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