doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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