This dress was meant to end up on your floor
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?