doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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