therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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