the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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