Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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