i permit you to call me
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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