can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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