new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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