Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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