No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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