I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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