I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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