For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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