After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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