I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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