Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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