i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
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I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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