y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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