I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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