wat bout pragnant strippers??
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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