just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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