Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we're chasing vodka with high fives
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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