I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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