Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize
