She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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