Mom said you looked used
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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